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3rd grade

  • friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me:what
  • friend:OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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    Me in class.

  • Me:okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
  • Me:ooooh, when did that poster get there?
  • Me:ugh, split ends.
  • Me:why is the back of your head so attractive?!
  • Me:HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
  • Me:just act like you understand.
  • Me:don't pick me, don't pick me...
  • Me:so here's my number, so call me maybe.
  • Me:DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
  • Me:it's only been fifteen minutes?
  • Me:I hate you all.
  • Me:someone shoot me.

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